BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES DON'T HAVE NONE OF THAT GRIP

This here's a story 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery individual, always makin' moves. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. Say when he tried to persuade that dame to hand over her finances, those scales just failed to deliver. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as helpful as a chocolate fireguard. He wa